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SKYRIM JOKE, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME…

nycjournalof:

WHERE THIS “I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE” SHIT IS COMING FROM????

I hope I put enough tags on this to where everyone will see and answer this shit for me. Either on here or send me a message please! Clearly I suck.

It is a frequently used phrase that you hear from the guards in towns.

The original one was phrase was. “I use to be adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee”

posted on December 10

“I’m 19 years young and I’m a guy! That’s right, I’m a GUY GAMER. And no, I’m not fat or ugly. Don’t hit on me you silly girls! My favorite games are Call of Duty and Farmvillie. I have a girlfriend and she will kick your ass if you even think about hitting on me! And I will watch her do it, and I will laugh at you while she does it! Don’t ever send me a friends request if I don’t know you, or I’ll ignore it and report you!”

-Something you’d never read from a guy. (via elaboratetoast)

posted on September 12
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