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Bloop bloop. I should really get around to actually finding a way to customize this page. Welp.
I run a mabinogi ask blog called Ask Roy.

hellugh:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

I thought this was going to end with “they put the cigarettes between their teeth and said it was a metaphor” but this was way better